Category: comedy ;# :>) `[I:{0


Guests:

DP, ‘The Anonylosopher’ and Rigel

We talk about:

my feet, thwarting a full nelson attack, re-living some classic street heckles, futuristic business cards, DP’s 12 lb rod, my mom trying to make me christian, dealing with people, boof, why do only some people think?

 

Best show yet?

Yeah, I think so.  Let me know…

Guests:

DP and ‘The Anonylosopher’

We talk about:

life as non-profit canvassers, groundhog day, rituals, Annie, inside jokes and things that don’t work on an audio recording

 

Guests:

DP and ‘The Anonylosopher’

We talk about:

loneliness, drugs, artist philosophy, smoker’s lung, rituals, bloody knuckles, successful friends

 

…A big “Thank you” goes out to DP for the first donation to the show!!!  A microphone!!!

…as for the first show being about ‘Portlandia’…It’s not…I had some technical difficulties the night people came over to record, and now it seems like I might have missed my window of talking to people who are interested in the show anymore…maybe I’ll use it and maybe I’ll record some new stuff…we’ll just have to see, won’t we?—–why is it so hard to get people to commit to talking?

…By the way, sorry about the sound quality on some of this.  I’m learning by doing (step by step, just like my life coach Bobby Brown taught me)…

[editor’s note: I typed the title of this show wrong & it said, “I coming…It’s promise”.  
I desperately want that to be the punchline of someone’s ‘trip to Europe gone wrong’ story.]


samson:
Sorry, peeps–I’ve been stupidbusy with videos and with finals coming up…but I did manage to record part of the first episode!…so that’s cool, right!?

Listeners: Ya…not so much there, buddy–Where’s our media-based content?!

(…sorry about the “listeners” thing–I don’t what to call you guys yet, but that felt weird…i gotta come up with something else…maybe PORTLANDIANS!?…that kinda feels weird, too-but in a gross way……i don’t know…)

Anyway, the first episode is going to be based somehow around* the ‘Portlandia’ show (yes folks, Portlandians talking ‘Portlandia‘)[editor’s note: This show never happened…& probably never will.]

samson: *As for the above-mentioned “based somehow around”,…

Turbo-Rads: Yeah, Sam!–What about that “based somehow around” thing, !@!%#@?

(‘Turbo-Rads’ is way better than ‘Listeners’…or ‘Listeneers’, even)

(and watch your mouth, by the way.  I’ll have none of this >”!@!%#@”< on my site–That’s b***shit!!!)

Anyway, all I mean is:

We’ll probably just ‘start’ talking about whatever any show’s theme is…after that, it’s a free jam (or for you hipsters, an ironic guitar solo…you know–from some band that you really, and non-ironically, LIKE–only you can’t admit it, so you act like you like them as a joke)…

(I’m looking at you, Def-Leppard-shirt.)

Hey, you should check out my links, too! (that, plus whatever you usually do)…There’s a dance performance my friends are putting on during this month’s 20th day (or that evening, to be precise–if for some reason you thought it’s going to be a ‘dance/all you can eat pancake breakfast’, sorry for the confusion).

 

samson: …talk to you soon, ‘Turbo-Rads™’……be realistic.