Tag Archive: comedy


Guest:
Samson Davis (me)

We I talk about:
my schwantz and other problems

Here’s my 9th time doing stand-up. It’s at my favorite spot, the Brody Theater. Anatoli Brant gives me a funny intro and, if you listen real close, you can hear Jen Tam give me her iconic “yeah, dawg” as I come offstage. [Also, besides the Super Mario clip and the Price is Right sound effects, all of the tunes are mine]

Click the play button to listen:

Just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret.  Click here.

VOTE

Hey, folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love.  It would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process.  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  
It’s on the homepage:
 (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]
2)  Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.  [7 people have done this so far!!!]
3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!  [121 people have done this so far!!!]
4)  Tell your friends to listen:
  I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).
5) Also, you can buy my damn music: 
temperature & pressure–’geology’
6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:

sushi

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys. Take care…

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I waited so long.  I’m so glad I finally got to hear this:

–Ask Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots.
“I get to meet a lot of people in my life,” Kraft says. “But I’ve never met anyone quite like Sam. I love the kid.” Sam has progeria, which ages him at eight times the normal rate.–

…yeah, except for that last bit.

 

Guest Host:

Orion 

 

Guests: 

Freebird & Samson Davis (me)

with cameos by: The Anonylosopher & Morris the cat

 

We Talk About:

This is the story of the night my friends & I spent backstage w/ music legend Donovan:

We shared a joint.  My friend got groped…and we learned about a future where every thing & every moment has its own scent.

(…yup, that Donovan–the ‘Mellow Yellow’ guy…)

 

 

 

 

 

If the audio player is not visible, don’t fret…just go to this link:
https://portlandiansdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/portlandianspodcast-anonspikeleejointwithdonovanthenightwemetamusiclegend.mp3 

 

 

Donovan trading songs w/ Bob Dylan:

If the video is not visible, don’t fret…just go to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6HcA6kEJc&feature=related

 

 

Donovan-‘The Universal Soldier’ (TV spot)

(one of the best protest songs ever…written by Buffy Sainte-Marie):

If the video is not visible, don’t fret…just go to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9pc4U40sI&feature=related

 

 

Donovan-‘Colours’ (TV spot-1965)

If the video is not visible, don’t fret…just go to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3AnhefltM

 

 

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

 

If you like what I’m doing:

 

1) …say so on the iTunes comments page for the show

or…

2) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days–It couldn’t hurt, right? ).

3) You can also donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & a little bit down)…

 

Also, you can buy my damn music:

http://temperatureandpressure.bandcamp.com/

 

Thanks for listening and looking…Luv you guys–Take care!!!

 

 

Guests:

Mark, Rigel, Wesley Conifer

We talk about:

going to therapy, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, drugs, the Cavalia horse fantasy show, coevolution, epigenetics, the start of civilization, sex, japanese cavemen, cultural evolution 

 

 

 

 

If the audio player is not visible, click the following link:

https://portlandiansdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/portlandianspodcast-returnoftherealguyspart1.mp3

 

"The greatest show I've ever seen!!!"--Larry King--

The show opens with the quote: “The noblest conquest of a man is to have gained the friendship of a horse.”

 

 

If the video is not visible, click on the link here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewt8QlekhqQ

 

"You want a sandwich?...or like, some Saltines or something?"

 

 

 

 

Guests:

DP, ‘The Anonylosopher’, Rigel

We talk about:

golfer’s elbow, unintended sequels, Friends, racist marketing (towards asian people), DP’s 12 lb rod, boof, dinosaur afros, getting lost in the backcountry, pizza, podcast troubleshooting, flawed diet logic, japanese and other inevitable nuclear disasters, pizza, superman, pizza, threat or not?, racist marketing (towards black people), improv songs

 

…something tells me he has something to say about me…if only he wasn’t so subtle so I could figure out what it is, exactly…

 

Ok, so you can:

 

A: listen to these shows ‘STREAM’ on this site by just pressing the play button in each show’s post…

 

B: SUBSCRIBE via e-mail (weirdly, by using the button at the top of the page that says,

“E-mail Subscription”)–You’ll get an e-mail when something new is posted…

 

C: Bookmark this page–it will show up in your ‘Bookmarks’ and you can come back and

check it out whenever you happen to remember to (at least in Safari it will)…

(but without any e-mails–if you’re scared of that)…

 

Also, I just figured out a way to…(drum roll, please)…

 

D: DOWNLOAD these little shows I’m making here…

 

Here’s how:

1) You can go to the iTunes Store and search under “Podcasts” for “portlandians” (you can listen and/or subscribe there).

Or…

2a) Click on the ‘RSS Feed’ (click on the highlighted words “RSS Feed” or the “RSS” with

the cute little symbol–they’re both at the top of the homepage [portlandians.com])

2b) When it takes you to that page, look in the grey sidebar on the right and

find the section named “Actions”…

2c) Click on “Subscribe in iTunes” (and watch a computer make more magic than David Blaine)…

…boof.

 

(no e-mails for these two ways, either–and you can take it with you and PUT IT ON YOUR iPOD or some shit)

 

Rasta Luego,

sam.

http://www.analchrist.com

 

…so it’s up for grabs if anybody wants it!!!

how could this not be taken either?!:

 

http://www.canadianpineapplefarms.net

…they must just abbreviate it (CPF?)

 

…no offense by the way–I’m just joking around (the climate is too cold for fruit–I understand).

 

talk to you soon,

s-bag

(…the next show’s looking like a music show!!!…also 2 or 3 more ‘real guys’, eventually)

 

…and, ‘SCENE’.