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Guest:
Samson Davis (me)

We I talk about:
my schwantz and other problems

Here’s my 9th time doing stand-up. It’s at my favorite spot, the Brody Theater. Anatoli Brant gives me a funny intro and, if you listen real close, you can hear Jen Tam give me her iconic “yeah, dawg” as I come offstage. [Also, besides the Super Mario clip and the Price is Right sound effects, all of the tunes are mine]

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VOTE

Hey, folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love.  It would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process.  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  
It’s on the homepage:
 (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]
2)  Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.  [7 people have done this so far!!!]
3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!  [121 people have done this so far!!!]
4)  Tell your friends to listen:
  I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).
5) Also, you can buy my damn music: 
temperature & pressure–’geology’
6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:

sushi

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys. Take care…

 

Roster:
Jennifer Italia, Samson Davis

We talk about:
weird brother moves, raising children to be catholic AND racist, The Pittsburgh Steelers’ Ben Roethlisberger™, working in a nursing home, getting the show started!!!, sitting™, growing up on Hitler’s bomb list in Rockford Illinois, Ingersoll™, avoiding human interaction, teaching sex ed, going to the Ron Jeremy Sex Club & investing in masturbation

 

 

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Just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret.  Click here.

 

 

 

Hey folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  
It’s on the homepage:
(It’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2)  Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[91 people have done this so far!!!]

4)  Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc.  Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.
(You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?)

5) Also, you can buy my damn music:

temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
#7thSignOfTheApocalypse‬ I just saw a skateboarder experience success! ‪#LetsBeHonestNoIDidnt‬

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.

Tell people you love them.

I Luv you guys.

Take care…

 

 

 

This is a tribute to a sadly forgotten early 20th century bandleader.
A lyrical genius, Harry Roy had a long, interesting career.
The most surprising thing about him, though, is how he became even more interesting after he passed away.

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…just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret.  Click here.

Hey folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:
1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.
It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2)  Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[91 people have done this so far!!!]

4)  Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.
(You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?)

5) Also, you can buy my damn music:
temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“I’m REALLY not good at sharing…but, I’m also not good at a ton of other things so I think it balances out.”

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
Take care…

I’ve been gone for a while. It sucks. Here I am again, trying to get back to form with a little ‘minisode’. Maybe you don’t think size matters. If you like it, tell me…and your face.

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…just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret.  Click here.

Hey folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:
1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  
It’s on the homepage:
(it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2)  Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[83 people have done this so far!!!]

4)  Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.
(You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?)

5) Also, you can buy my damn music:
 temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“I’ve slammed my hand in the door so many times I can’t even count on one hand.”

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
Take care…

This is not what I expected from Cuban radio, but I should have.  It’s eclectic, interesting and devoid of ads (Cuba has no advertising…radio, TV, billboards…you name it).  This is what radio was like in the US before Clear Channel & their corporate chums began trying to sterilize our minds for profit.

You’ll probably get a lot more out of this series if you’re fluent in Spanish, but I know almost none and I love it.  I bet you will, too.  Throw this in your iTunes for something completely different.


On this episode:

We hear instrumental covers of some classics.   Even the intro/outro music between songs is glorious, kitschy & endearing (They use a clip of ELO, folks–I mean, come on.).  Enjoy!/¡Disfrutar!

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“By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising…kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I’m doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalization for what you do, you are Satan’s little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: ‘There’s gonna be a joke comin’ up.’ There’s no fuckin’ joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself…borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something…rid the world of your evil fuckin’ presence.”
–Bill Hicks

Hey folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing, you can:
1)  …donate through PayPal.  There’s a ‘donate’ button on the homepage: 
(it’s the yellow button on the right & down a little bit).   [0 people have done this so far!!!]
2)  …comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.   [7 people have done this so far!!!]
3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!   [83 people have done this so far!!!]
4)  Tell your friends to listen:
   I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).
5)  Also, you can buy my damn music:  
temperature & pressure–’geology’
6)  …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“‪#ThingsNobodySays‬ Hey, could you whistle more?”

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.  
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
  Take care…

 

 

You’ll probably get a lot more out of this series if you’re fluent in Spanish, but I know almost none and I love it.  I bet you will, too.  Throw this in your iTunes for something completely different.  It starts with us jumping right into the middle of a radio theater piece with the word, ‘intertanto’ (meanwhile)…

 

 

 

 

Click the play button to listen:

Just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret.  Click here.

 

 

 

 

Hey folks!  I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1)  You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  
It’s on the homepage:
(it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).  [0 people have done this so far!!!]

2)  Comment on the iTunes comments page for the show.  [7 people have done this so far!!!]

3)  ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!  [73 people have done this so far!!!]

4)  Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).
Also, you can buy my damn music:
temperature & pressure–’geology’

…and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“Sometimes people change their name to be more ‘radio-friendly’. It’s possible the birth name of #MichaelBublé is Michael Tittphúck.”

 

 

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
Take care…

 

 

 

 

Guests:
Me (Samson Davis), Don Pardo & some echo-voiced guy from Chicago


We talk about
:
Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Xmas, New Year’s Eve, computer-generated spam, #GreatMomentsInJournalism

 

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…just in case the audio player is not showing up on your device, don’t fret–click here.

 

 

'2012 End of the World Xmas'...or 'A Bunch of People Who Experienced Miraculous Re-births'?

‘2012 End of the World Xmas’…or ‘A Bunch of People Who Experienced Miraculous Re-births’?

 

 

 

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process).  It’s really easy to help…


If you like what I’m doing
:

1) …say so on the iTunes comments page for the show

2) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!

or…

3) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).

4) You can also donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & a little bit down)…

 

 

Also, you can buy my damn music:

temperature & pressure–’geology’

 

…and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:

“It’s weird DC changed the name of the Bullets to the Wizards because it was offensive…but they STILL have a team called the ‘Redskins’.”

 

 

Thanks for listening and looking…Luv you guys–Take care!!!

 

 

Great interview question: "What do you own?..."

Great interview question: “What do you own?…”

 

 

 
OK, this is more like it...stereotypically boring.  Got it...just as expected.  You don't even need to look at the third article.

OK, this is more like it…stereotypically boring. Got it…just as expected.                                                                                              You don’t even need to look at the third article.
Are you fucking kidding me?!  How can you use this headline?...and think I'm not going to tear you apart on my podcast?

“Paul McCartney Dead”!!???  Are you fucking kidding me?!  How can you use this headline?!                                                             …and think I’m not going to find a way to tear you apart on my podcast?

 

!!!!!Thanks for tuning in to this edition of, #GreatMomentsInJournalism!!???

 

 

 

 

 

Guests:

Lauriel Arwen, Orion & The Philosoraptor

 

We talk about:

…how US culture deals with death, but specifically:
the anniversary of the death of Osama Bin Laden, vengeance, the philosophical comedy of Greg Proops, population control, Dr Martin Luther King Jr’s thoughts on celebrating death, Was the US reaction to 9/11 the wrong one? & Why did a facebook ‘friend’ delete our entire conversation?

 

 

 

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‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!

…and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:

@ the DNC tonight: Telemundo personality Cristina Saralegui (a woman with 100 million viewers)
says, “Don’t boo…VOTE!”

 

 

 

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1) …say so on the iTunes comments page for the show

2) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!

or…

3) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days–It couldn’t hurt, right? ).

4) You can also donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & a little bit down)…

 

Also, you can buy my damn music:

temperature & pressure–’geology’

Thanks for listening and looking…Luv you guys–Take care!!!

 

Guests:

Lauriel Arwen, Sean, Orion, The Anonylosopher (or Bird of Prey/ or Soldier of Misfortune/ or The Philosoraptor).  There’s a poll just below these words to choose his name.  Vote yer pants off!!!  It’ll get you ready for November (…you might need your pants off in November).

 

We talk about:

How US culture deals with death, but specifically…What happens when we die?, Occam’s Razor, faith & beliefs, mysticism, Jung’s “Collective Unconscious”, ‘good art’, the creative process, philosophy, God

 

 

 

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Just in case the audio player isn’t showing up on your device, click here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Passion of the Christ’ & Jim Caviezel stories:

1) CBN’s ‘700 Club’ interview

2) Fox ‘News’ interview

3) IMDB

4) Democratic Underground

5) Starpulse

 

 

 

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process).  It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1) …say so on the iTunes comments page for the show

or…

2) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you.  You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post.  If they’re not visible, click here.  They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.  (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days–It couldn’t hurt, right? ).

3) You can also donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & a little bit down)…

Also, you can buy my damn music:

temperature & pressure–‘geology’

 

 

Thanks for listening and looking…Luv you guys–Take care!!!