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#035 Stand-Up Vol 9: The Jamba Juice Genesis

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October 30, 2014

Guest:
Samson Davis (me)

We I talk about:
my schwantz and other problems

Here’s my 9th time doing stand-up. It’s at my favorite spot, the Brody Theater. Anatoli Brant gives me a funny intro and, if you listen real close, you can hear Jen Tam give me her iconic “yeah, dawg” as I come offstage. [Also, besides the Super Mario clip and the Price is Right sound effects, all of the tunes are mine]

Click the play button to listen:

Just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret. Click here.

Hey, folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love. It would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process. It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1) You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage:  (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]
2) Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes. [7 people have done this so far!!!]
3) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page! [121 people have done this so far!!!]
4) Tell your friends to listen:  I’ve made it easy for you. You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc…
Go to the bottom of this post. If they’re not visible, click here. They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post. (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).
5) Also, you can buy my damn music:  temperature & pressure–’geology’
6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys. Take care…

Tags: adult circumcision, Anatoli Brant, audio podcast, Brody Theater, comedy, Ebola distraction, ISIS can't hurt you here, Jamba Juice, Jen Tam, samson davis

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#034 SEX!!! (and other social experiments) w/ Jennifer Italia (pt 2)

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May 28, 2014

Roster:
Jennifer Italia, Samson Davis

We talk about:
weird brother moves, raising children to be catholic AND racist, The Pittsburgh Steelers’ Ben Roethlisberger™, working in a nursing home, getting the show started!!!, sitting™, growing up on Hitler’s bomb list in Rockford Illinois, Ingersoll™, avoiding human interaction, teaching sex ed, going to the Ron Jeremy Sex Club & investing in masturbation

Click the play button to listen:

Just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret. Click here.

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process). It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:

1) You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage:
(It’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2) Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[91 people have done this so far!!!]

4) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you. You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc. Go to the bottom of this post. If they’re not visible, click here. They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.
(You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?)

5) Also, you can buy my damn music: 
temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“#7thSignOfTheApocalypse‬ I just saw a skateboarder experience success! ‪#LetsBeHonestNoIDidnt‬”

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Thanks for listening and looking, everybody. 
Tell people you love them. 
I Luv you guys. 
Take care…

Tags: and going to the Ron Jeremy Sex Club, audio podcast, growing up on Hitler's bomb list in Rockford Illinois, Ingersoll™, investing in masturbation, raising children to be catholic AND racist, samson davis, teaching sex ed, The Pittsburgh Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger™, working in a nursing home!

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#033 A Tribute to Harry Roy, Bandleader

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May 7, 2014

This is a tribute to a sadly forgotten early 20th century bandleader.
A lyrical genius, Harry Roy had a long, interesting career.
The most surprising thing about him, though, is how he became even more interesting after he passed away.

Click the play button to listen:

…just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret. Click here.

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process). It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:
1) You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.
It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2) Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[91 people have done this so far!!!]

4) Tell your friends to listen:
I’ve made it easy for you. You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc… Go to the bottom of this post. If they’re not visible, click here. They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post.
(You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?)

5) Also, you can buy my damn music: temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“I’m REALLY not good at sharing…but, I’m also not good at a ton of other things so I think it balances out.”

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
Take care…

Tags: audio podcast, bandleader, clarinet, harry roy, jazz, music appreciation, portlandians, saloon piano, samson davis, saxophone

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#032 The ‘Back Like A Lamb’ Minisode

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April 23, 2014

I’ve been gone for a while. It sucks. Here I am again, trying to get back to form with a little ‘minisode’. Maybe you don’t think size matters. If you like it, tell me…and your face.

Click the play button to listen:

…just in case the audio player is not visible on your device, don’t fret. Click here.

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better & more frequent, in the process). It’s really easy to help…

If you like what I’m doing:
1) You can donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.  It’s on the homepage:
(it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).
[0 people have done this so far!!!]

2) Comment on and/or rate the show on iTunes.
[7 people have done this so far!!!]

3) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!
[83 people have done this so far!!!]

5) Also, you can buy my damn music:  temperature & pressure–’geology’

6) …and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“I’ve slammed my hand in the door so many times I can’t even count on one hand.”

Thanks for listening and looking, everybody.
Tell people you love them.
I Luv you guys.
Take care…

Tags: advertising is tricky, audio podcast, audio verite, portland mercury, portlandians, samson davis

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…#ThoughtsFromWork_Positive Feedback Cannot be Tolerated…

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October 24, 2013

Tags: #ThoughtsFromWork, Anthony Robbins, audio podcast (usually), Dale Carnegie, Gandhi, positive feedback, samson davis, self-help guru Jim Rohn

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…Words Worth Waiting 4…

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October 16, 2013

I waited so long. I’m so glad I finally got to hear this:

–Ask Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots.
“I get to meet a lot of people in my life,” Kraft says. “But I’ve never met anyone quite like Sam. I love the kid.” Sam has progeria, which ages him at eight times the normal rate.–

…yeah, except for that last bit.

Tags: audio podcast (usually), comedy, New England Patriots, NFL, portlandians, progeria, Robert Kraft, samson davis

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…the difference between Canada and the US:

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September 6, 2013

Tags: Canada, international relations, miley cyrus, new hockey national team jerseys, portlandians, samson davis, the US, usually an audio podcast

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…meanwhile, sigh…

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April 16, 2013

While everything was going on in Boston, PSY was debuting the video for “Gentleman” on Youtube.

It seems like the song features the same music & melody as the last song, but maybe it’s because I don’t care.

The part I thought WAS interesting is that he is wearing pants that are a cross between:
‘Hammer Pants‘ & ‘Hipster Pants‘.

My friend Orion and I call them ‘Hamster Pants’. We do that because it’s funny.

…and here, you can see the whole confusing video for yourself (complete with a plethora of ‘thrusting fits’ & a string of the most pathetic practical jokes of all-time):

There might be a reason his name sounds like ‘sigh’.

Tags: audio podcast (usually), Hammer pants, hamster pants, hipster pants, portlandians, PSY-Gentleman, samson davis, skinny jeans, Youtube

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#028 SEX!!! (and other social experiments)-w/ Jennifer Italia (pt1)

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April 12, 2013

Who is on this episode of ‘Portlandians’?

Samson Davis (Can I count myself as a guest?) and Jennifer Italia.

…ok, but what do they talk about this time?

getting kicked out of church, our broken homes, a conversation with Morris the cat, acting in a music video, tattoos, ‘to relationship’ or not ‘to relationship’?, Portland Lustlab™, Christian Mingle™, Fudge™ (the man), our mating habits, I’m pathetic, anal, smoking fetishes, very specific toothpaste, Grease™, Cher™

Click the play button to listen:

…just in case the audio player is not showing up on your device, don’t fret–click here.

Hey folks! I’d really like to make a living doing something I love (it would even make these shows a ton better in the process). It’s really easy to help. If you like what I’m doing:

1) …say so on the iTunes comments page for the show

2) ‘Like’ the portlandians facebook page!

or…

3) Tell your friends to listen:
 I’ve made it easy for you. You can use the ‘share’ buttons for Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Reddit, etc… Go to the bottom of this post. If they’re not visible, click here. They shall magically appear at the bottom of the post. (You can also tell your friends ‘face to face’ like the old days…couldn’t hurt, right?).

4) You can also donate through PayPal by using the ‘donate’ button.
It’s on the homepage: (it’s a bright yellow button on the right & down a little bit).

Also, you can buy my damn music:
temperature & pressure–’geology’

…and get things like this from @portlandians1 on Twitter:
“I almost saw #zeroDark30 last night…but I don’t want to jump in this late in the series.”

Thanks for listening and looking…Luv you guys–Take care!!!

Tags: anal, Cher™, Christian Mingle™, getting kicked out of church, Grease™, Jurassic Park 3D-A Reptile Dysfunction™, our broken homes, our mating habits, Portland Lustlab™, smoking fetishes

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